So I've quite underestimated how hard it is for me to write a weekly short story of comedy gold, thats why I'm bumping it over to bi-weekly, because as you must have noticed, I never put up a Zap Warner story last friday. Therefore, every other week on Saturday, I shall entertain you with tales of our hero, Zap Warner, all the way from the moons of Planet Abalama. Incidentally, as a bit of information for you before tomorrow's Zap Warner update, I would like to tell you the names of all the moons of Abalama and a little writeup about each. There are six and there will be a story taking place on each of them in the near future
Broham - Broham is headquarters to B.O.O.B, which acts as the police force for each of the moons. Most of the planet is one giant metropolis, but there are some large patches of jungle and rain forest that are kept as parks and nature reserves. Virtually no crime, since its inhabitants are mostly police officers and such.
Bromeister - A more residential planet, houses and neighborhoods and things like that. Its like one big, weird episode of Leave it to Beaver in another dimension. The crime is pretty much focused into domestic disputes and maybe one or two soccer moms going postal with a plasma uzi.
Duderonimus - The original vacation planet, now more like a seedy underworld thats not even trying to hide its true face. Crime runs rampant and there's not a thing that B.O.O.B can do to stop most of it, but they manage to keep some of the bigger things like mass murder and planetary destruction in check. It is literally a breeding ground for crime.
Duderonimus 2 - The new, more family friendly vacation planet; Think Florida, except all the old people are exiled to a continent rather than baking on the beach. All sorts of crime, not very frequent though.
Billted - Religious planet, religious crimes and shit, I don't know, I'm tired and writing is hard and blah blah blah excuse excuse.
Ridgemont - Private schools and colleges, minor crime and occasional hazing.
Trashworld - Its exactly what it sounds like, populated only by sanitation workers and giant, refuse eating worms whose manure is used to fuel spaceships. Occasional burglaries, most common crime is delinquency
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