New Song: Solo Doesn't Know

This is to the tune of Scotty Doesn't Know, as sung by Darth Vader

Solo doesn't know
That Leah and me
Do it in my Tie Fighter Every sunday

Says she's in Dagobah
But she's here with me
Still she's on her knees and... 

Solo doesn't know, oh.
Han Solo doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Solo!
Solo doesn't know,
Han Solo doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL SOLO!

Leah says shes planet hopping,
But shes under me and I'm not stopping.

Cuz Solo doesn't know,
Han Solo doesn't know,
Solo doesn't know,
Han Solo doesn't know.
So don't tell Solo.
Han Solo doesn't knoooooow....
DON'T TELL SOLO!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.

Leah's on the comunicator,
and she's trying not to scream out 'Vader'.
It's a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!!!

Solo doesn't know,
Han Solo doesn't know,
Solo doesn't know,
Don't tell Solo.
Cuz Solo doesn't know,
Han Solo doesn't knoooooow....
SO DON'T TELL SOLO!

We'll put on a show, everyone will go.
Solo doesn't know,
Han Solo doesn't know,
Solo doesn't knoooooow....

Corouscant , why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
Planet Hoth, in the snow.
Laughing so hard, cuz...

Solo doesn't know,
Han Solo doesn't know.

I did her on his birthday.

Solo doesn't know,
Han Solo doesn't know,
Solo doesn't know,
Han Solo doesn't know,
Don't tell Solo.
Han Solo doesn't knoooooow....

Solo will know,
Solo has to know,
Han Solo's gotta know,
Gonna tell Solo,
Gonna tell him myself.

Solo has to know,
Han solo has to know,
Solo has to,
Solo has to,
Han Solo has to go!

Solo doesn't know,
(Don't tell Solo)
Han Solo doesn't know,
(Don't tell solo)
Han Solo doesn't know...
Solo's gotta go!