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I've been putting myself through a lot of grief and crap trying to keep to a schedule; this on monday, that on tuesday and the other thing on friday, etc... So, I finally have a schedule of posting that works for me; Zero schedule. From now on, I'm sporadically updating whatever pops into my head, once a day at least; A Zap Warner story, a song, a story about my life, anything. In fact, I'm starting a new series right now...

I've been engaged in a Pokemon roleplay game with my friend for quite some time. Unfortunately she's stopped playing for a while, so I'm left here with an entire homemade Pokemon region and nothing to do with it except post it slowly on my blog. So, I give you the first information about the characters of the Noclu Region of Pokemon, starting with the Elite Four

Flea:
An aspiring musician, Flea identified best with bug-type Pokemon because, in his own words, 'The sounds they make are killer background beats!' The first pokemon he ever caught was a Kricketot, which he trained and battle with at first for the sole purpose of improving its skills at making 'rad sounds.' He soon became more of an expert in insects than instruments, his atrocious guitar playing can attest to that (he often wonders aloud if playing Bass would be easier.) Flea is the youngest member of any regions Elite Four, at an age of 18. He took the position after defeating the previous champion in the region only one year earlier. Flea's party consists of an Aridos, a Scizor, a Pinsir, a Beedrill, and a Kricketune.

Jack Psycho:
Formerly a Pokemon Professor, Dr. Jack Psych  was the top researcher of psychic Pokemon. An experiment with a machine designed to allow people to mentally communicate with their Pokemon went awry, driving him insane. He left his profession as a highly respected member of the scientific comunity and wandered around the Kanto region with his Pokemon team, consisting of former test subjects and his own son's Abra. At the end of his one year walking journey, he had the most elite trained psychic team that the Pokemon League had ever seen, and crazily claimed to be able to speak their language. His team is made up of a Slowking, an Espeon, a Gallade, and his son's now fully evolved Alakazam.

General Surge:
Lt. Surge took some time off from being a gym leader, shut down the gym and gave his official title to the fighters in Saffaron, making saffaron the first city in any region to have two official gyms. He unretired from the Military to fight the 'War on Crime' against smaller teams like Rocket, Gotcha, and other various unnamed ones Eventually he worked his way up the ranks and became General Surge. He was then dispached undercover into the Noclu region after rumors of a socialist group uprising, aka Team Zerstorer. Eventually, once Zerstorer gained to power to buy off the regions heads, he was dismissed from the case. He decided to stay there until he could unofficially see the job through, and picked up work in the regions elite four, replacing Mr. Finstergeist who broke out of it to start Zerstorer and the noir city gym. Surge's team consists of his Raichu, a Magnetric, a Luxray and an Electrive.

Damien Pyro:
Grandson of the president of the Pokemon League, there is nobody more undeserving or pompous than Damien Pyro. Damien was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, knowing he would never have to work for anything. He lazed his way through the Pokemon Academy, barely scraping by on the generosity of his teachers. Nearly every Pokemon he owns was trained by someone else and simply given to him, as was everything else in his life. The only Pokemon he ever got on his own was a Vulpix, which he gave away until it evolved into a Ninetails so he didn't have to do any of the work. Upon graduation of the Pokemon Academy, he was given a job in the Noclu region in the Elite Four and a team of the four fully evolved starter pokemon; Charizard, Typhlosion, Blaziken and Infernape, in addition to his own Ninetails