New Song: The Gutterbitch

She's the kinda girl that you take home to mom
If you don't wanna take your mom to the prom
And she's the girl that you met at school
When you woke her up out of a puddle of drool
She's the pretty girl with the lazy eye
And the smile that makes little babies cry
She's got a great rack that she likes to show
But when the bra comes off you wonder where the shape goes

She's a last resort
An insults retort
She'd never be allowed in a 5 star resort
She's the Hambeast queen
And that sounds mean
But damn, you haven't seen this girl
We call her Gutterbitch

Well she got kicked out of the movie theater
For trying to play a game called 'Popcorn Diver'
She plays golf, and that would be alright
But when she gets mad, she twists a knot in the driver
She's not crazy, she's just stressed out
But she says she sees things when the sun comes out
Like a leprechaun doing it wild with a trout
Get this girl a strait jacket and meds in her mouth!!

She's a hurricane
A whirlwind of pain
She's made of drama, been through trauma circling the drain
She should wear a mask
But we're too polite to ask
Damn, pray you never see this girl
The Gutterbitch

She's a harpie with sharp claws
She's a cougar with wrinkly old paws
She's the queen of the whales at sea
And she's coming after me
She's a demon breathing fire
She's no lady, she's a Sire
She's the bi-polar opposite of fine
Hell, bitch's got a beard bigger than mine, UGH


She's a last resort
An insults retort
She'd never be allowed in a 5 star resort
She's the Hambeast queen
And that sounds mean
But damn, you haven't seen this girl
She's a hurricane
A whirlwind of pain
She's made of drama, been through trauma circling the drain
She should wear a mask
But we're too polite to ask
Damn, pray you never see this girl
She's a Horror Story
Rated Extra Gory
She's freakin Edward Gein
The Gutterbitch