Questions with the Corporal

VillainX said, "What should you call your underpants?"

    Well, it's quite fawkin' obvious, they are fart-juice keeper-inners. If it were not for the nice pair of boxers, tightie whities, jockeys, or even thong you may wear, when you rip ass and it ends up a bit too juicy, those guys save your pants from looking extra moist. Also, if you are a complete tool who needs to walk around with your pants closer to the tarmac than to your meat and two bits, it keeps you from getting arrested for indecent exposure. Therefore, you could call them your Stay-out-of-jail-unsodomized-free clothes.  And lastly, your pals keeping your sack from getting a major chafing rash are great for insinuating that you wouldn't mind getting fucked right now. Think about it for a moment, if you were just hanging around nothing on ya below the belt, you would look like a complete douche who may get signed up as a sex offender. Now, say you were hanging around in that same spot wearing a decent pair of boxers, or whatever your choice may be, it's as if saying "Yeah, I am just chilling here in my skimpies, not really doing anything, but if you wanna get down with me, I am ready to go at a moments notice". Now then, the last name I have for you to call your underpants is your Mightgetchalaids. Good Evening