Corporal chimes in.

Well, you see, today it was going to be a song about my ever growing political nihilism, but as I was waiting for my rightful time on the computer, I witnessed something. Something horrible. My little sister, whom I already hate for reasons numbering in the hundreds now, was sitting here, playing Insane Clown Posse. You see, these people are on my list. This list is of people I would assault without any provocation whatsoever should I see them within my general area. Now, you see, these KISS meets Limp Bizkit wannabe's and their pseudo-KISS Army followers, may just about be the dumbest group of individuals I have ever encountered. Seriously, would you ever take anyone who looked like this seriously? 

Shield your eyes. 


Now, there are people who should not reproduce, and then their are people who should die. These are the latter.

New Poem: What

Why who when where
Question Question dare compare
Why are we here, who are we
When are we alive, where are my keys
None of these questions make us more aware
Until we know what we are

Mike's Moldy Crevices

This morning, by which I mean several minutes ago, my roommate went out with his friend Amelia to participate in some public acts that are, shall we say, two player and less than legal in New Hampshire, let alone in public. Before he left, he reached into one of his drawers and pulled out a small, already nibbled upon block of cheese and proceeded to take sizable bites out of it. Amelia looked at him, then said "Is that cheese that you pulled out of a random crevice?" In reply, mike simply nodded and continued eating, much to her disgust. She went on about how gross it was to eat crevice cheese and how it could have gotten any number of germs in that random crevice. It was at this time that I woke up, looked down at the scene, assessed the situation, and replied to her rant "Its not just random cheese from a random crevice, its from Mike's crevice. Everyone knows that cheese is a mold anyways, so aging and bacteria won't do anything to it." Amelia turned to me and replied "I don't care, mold from anyone's crevice would be disgusting." Normally, a statement like that would be the absolute funniest statement one you could derive from the situation, but would I let it be? No! I replied to her reply of my reply with the following reply; "You should know by now that everything from Mike's moldy crevice is delicious and worth putting in your mouth." The room burst out laughing, mike broke me off a piece of cheese, I ate it, and the two ventured of on their merry way to do whatever deeds they sought to do.


The End

New Song: Jump the Shark

In the beginning it was hugs and kisses
I would throw around money to fulfill your wishes
Times have changed and I'm more of a slob
I'm barely holding down my damn job
I got bills to pay, and things to say
You had to know it wouldn't always be that way
You say the magic's gone, you might be moving on
All because I didn't mow my name into your lawn

*refrain*
I'm giving up, I'm totally through
I'm sick of failing to please you
But I'll give it one last shot,
Yeah I'll give it all that I got
Its the most I can do

I shoulda never done so much so soon
You girls always expect more and more
I treated you like a princess and a queen
You used me up like a corner walking whore
I was your purse, your blank check
I threw money at you like the national debit
I didn't mind, some of the time
but now I can't afford to work so hard

*refrain*

Corporal's Creed.

I am a man of my word.

My word is my creed.

The creed is my honor.

From honor I am bound.

We are bound to the Truth.

The Truth is the end.

I am The End.

And now, Boing Chop http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYvabCA1Vq4&feature=related

Yeah.

Fuck Poketronic.

New Song: The Gutterbitch

She's the kinda girl that you take home to mom
If you don't wanna take your mom to the prom
And she's the girl that you met at school
When you woke her up out of a puddle of drool
She's the pretty girl with the lazy eye
And the smile that makes little babies cry
She's got a great rack that she likes to show
But when the bra comes off you wonder where the shape goes

She's a last resort
An insults retort
She'd never be allowed in a 5 star resort
She's the Hambeast queen
And that sounds mean
But damn, you haven't seen this girl
We call her Gutterbitch

Well she got kicked out of the movie theater
For trying to play a game called 'Popcorn Diver'
She plays golf, and that would be alright
But when she gets mad, she twists a knot in the driver
She's not crazy, she's just stressed out
But she says she sees things when the sun comes out
Like a leprechaun doing it wild with a trout
Get this girl a strait jacket and meds in her mouth!!

She's a hurricane
A whirlwind of pain
She's made of drama, been through trauma circling the drain
She should wear a mask
But we're too polite to ask
Damn, pray you never see this girl
The Gutterbitch

She's a harpie with sharp claws
She's a cougar with wrinkly old paws
She's the queen of the whales at sea
And she's coming after me
She's a demon breathing fire
She's no lady, she's a Sire
She's the bi-polar opposite of fine
Hell, bitch's got a beard bigger than mine, UGH


She's a last resort
An insults retort
She'd never be allowed in a 5 star resort
She's the Hambeast queen
And that sounds mean
But damn, you haven't seen this girl
She's a hurricane
A whirlwind of pain
She's made of drama, been through trauma circling the drain
She should wear a mask
But we're too polite to ask
Damn, pray you never see this girl
She's a Horror Story
Rated Extra Gory
She's freakin Edward Gein
The Gutterbitch